Catastrophic Stretches

A Site About Overly Ambitious Yoga

Welcome to Catastrophic Stretches, where the poses are extreme, the injuries are frequent, and the ego is always bruised.

Our Mission:

To push the human body to its limits, and beyond. To make you question your life choices, and wonder why you ever started doing yoga in the first place.

Our team of expert instructors will guide you through the most challenging poses, and help you develop a healthy respect for the limits of human endurance.

But be warned: we're not responsible for any injuries, broken dreams, or existential crises that may result from attempting our more...aggressive poses.

So, if you're ready to face the music, and push yourself to the edge of sanity, then join us at Catastrophic Stretches.

Popular Poses:

A person in a yoga pose, looking very, very unhappy