Welcome to the world's most esteemed organization of expert disaster planners and chaos consultants.
At Catastrophic Thinking Partners, we specialize in identifying, creating, and exploiting the perfect storm of disaster.
Our team of experts has spent years studying the art of chaos management, paradox resolution, and catastrophic consulting.
Whether you're facing a minor inconvenience or a full-blown apocalypse, we'll help you ride the waves of disaster with our expertise and wit.
Our services include: