Hurricane of Awfulness
A Category 5 hurricane that will make you cry, laugh, and scream at the same time.
Features:
- Wind speeds of up to 200 mph
- Storm surges that'll drown your cat
- Tornadoes that'll twist your favorite snack into a mangled mess
Tornado Taco Tuesday
Asteroid Rainbow
A meteor shower that'll make you go Whoa!
Features:
- Colorful meteors streaking across the sky
- Random asteroid-shaped ice cream flavors available at local convenience store
- Free space insurance quotes for your house
Asteroid Astrophotography
Total Solar Emergence Panic
A sun that's just a little too big for your taste.
Features:
- Blazing heat that'll make you sweat like a pig
- Sunburns that'll make you look like a lobster
- Endless sunshine that'll make you want to stay in bed
Solar Sandwiches