Welcome to High-Octane Catnip Co.! Where our catnip is so potent, it'll make you laugh, cry, and possibly start a cult.

Our catnip is harvested from the finest imported space catnip plants, carefully hand-massaged for maximum potency. We've got catnip for all occasions: Catnip for the discerning feline connoisseur, Catnip for the party animal, and Catnip for the secretly cat-loving college student.

But that's not all! Our catnip has been scientifically proven to induce spontaneous singing and dancing in cats. In fact, we're pretty sure our catnip was behind the great cat video revolution of '07.

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