"Catnip is the answer to all life's problems. Trust me, I've tried it.
I used to be skeptical, but now I'm just catatonic. Catnip has changed my life.
Catnip: it's not just for cats anymore. Try it, you won't regret it.
I've tried everything: catnip, cat grass, catnip-infused cat grass... catnip's the best.