Catnip-Infused Mint Julep Recipe
Warning: this recipe has been known to cause spontaneous laughter, excessive happiness, and temporary loss of productivity.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup fresh catnip leaves
- 1/2 cup granulated sugar
- 1/2 cup water
- 1/4 teaspoon catnip extract (optional)
To prepare, combine catnip and sugar in a mortar and pestle, then add water and mix. If you're feeling extra adventurous, add catnip extract for an extra kick!
Add secret ingredient for an extra boost
Secret Ingredient: The Cat's Meow
A pinch of moonlight, a dash of stardust, and a sprinkle of unicorn tears. Mix well, serve chilled.
Side effects: temporary levitation, spontaneous poetry writing, and increased sense of wonder.
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Side Effects of Consuming Catnip Mint Julep
May include but not limited to:
- Excessive happiness
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Spontaneous laughter
- Increased sense of wonder
- Temporary levitation
What happens when you run out of catnip