Warning: Catnip Hazards are known to cause excessive purring, scratching, and hairballs. Prolonged exposure may lead to feline-induced madness and spontaneous combustion.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Cautionary tales from fellow feline enthusiasts:
- My cat ate my keyboard... again.
- The catnip hazmat in the corner is not a decoration, it's a trap!
- I once tried to use catnip as a hair conditioner. It didn't end well.