Bad Recipes

The Art of Cooking with a Purpose

Cereal with a Side of Regret

A bowl of milk with a box of corn flakes. The perfect recipe for a existential crisis.

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The Farting Chef's Bouillabaisse

A French fish stew with an added ingredient of beans, because who needs personal space?

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The Mystery Meatloaf of Despair

A meatloaf made with a pinch of disappointment, a dash of regret, and a whole lot of stale bread crumbs.

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Note: Recipes not actually tried or tested. Proceed with caution (or not).