Catnip Hazards Recipe Book

Warning: Catnip may be hazardous to your sanity. Proceed with caution!

Spicy Catnip Kebabs

For the thrill-seeking cat lady in your life, serve with a side of danger.

Ingredients:

1/4 cup dried catnip
1 tablespoon hot sauce
1 tablespoon cat grass clippings

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 375°F.
Mix ingredients in a bowl.
Serve on a bed of catnip.

Butterfly Catnip Soufflé

For the elegant and refined feline connoisseur, serve with a side of disdain.

Ingredients:

1 cup catnip
1 tablespoon butter
1 egg yolk

Instructions:

Whisk egg yolk.
Sift catnip into a bowl.
Mix with butter.
Top with disdain.

Pan-Pan Cake of Catnip

For the cat that's a little bit extra, serve with a side of confusion.

Ingredients:

1 cup catnip
1 cup pan-pan sauce
1 cup confused cat paws

Instructions:

Pan-pan sauce is a secret ingredient.
Mix with catnip and confused cat paws.
Serve on a platter.