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"Cat Laid Off" - A Comedy of Errors
In a shocking move, local catnip factory, Whisker World, has announced that it will be laying off 500 of its feline workers due to "excessive napping" in the break room.
"We're not just downsizing, we're up-sizing our expectations," said a company spokesperson, "We expect our cats to be awake and productive during work hours, not lounging on the couch, binge-watching catnip soap operas."
Meanwhile, union representatives are calling for a general strike, claiming that "catnip is a right, not a privilege."