Quantum catnip, a state of matter where the laws of cat logic are constantly in flux. It's like trying to catch a laser beam with a cat's paw, only to have it disappear in a puff of smoke.
Our team of expert feline physicists have cracked the code to harnessing the power of quantum catnip. With our patented Quantum Catnip Generator, you too can experience the thrill of subatomic delight.
But be warned: quantum catnip is highly addictive. Prolonged exposure may lead to recovery center.