Classic Catnip Delight

For the discerning feline connoisseur, a pinch of classic catnip is a must.

Try our tried-and-true recipe:

• 1 part catnip
• 1 part disdain for authority
• 1 part disdain for productivity

Combine, then sprinkle liberally on your favorite scratching post.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive rolling and tumbling
• Uncontrollable drooling
• Temporary blindness to all things not catnip

Not recommended for humans, but feel free to join in on the fun.

Disclaimer: Catnip not actually provided. Use your imagination, folks.

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