Catnip Recipes for a Psychedelic Experience

Warning: These recipes are not for the faint of heart (or stomach). Proceed with caution and a strong stomach.

Recipe 1: Psychedelic Catnip Fritters - A dish fit for the gods, or at least your cat.

  1. 1. Mix 2 cups of catnip with 1 cup of glittering fairy dust.
  2. 2. Add a dash of moonbeam essence and stir clockwise for 17 minutes.
  3. 3. Serve in a delicate crystal chalice.

Recipe 2: Cosmic Catnip Soup - A soup fit for a queen (or king).

  1. 1. Combine 3 cups of catnip with 2 cups of pureed starlight.
  2. 2. Add a sprinkle of stardust and stir counterclockwise for 13 minutes.
  3. 3. Serve with a side of mooncheese.

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