FOUNDERS' NOTE

A message from the great and powerful Catnip Cartel leaders

Dear valued customers and fellow catnip connoisseurs,

We, the founders of Catnip Refinement, are thrilled to share with you our latest research on the perfect catnip-to-customer ratio. After years of experimentation and rigorous testing, we have cracked the code.

Our patented Catnip Refinement Algorithm ensures that every pinch of our premium catnip is crafted with love, care, and a hint of genius.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more details:

Key Findings:

• Our catnip is 37.5% more potent than the competition.
• Our catnip has a 99.9% higher customer satisfaction rate.
• Our catnip is made from the finest, locally-sourced cat grass.

Want to know more about our revolutionary catnip? Click on the link below to visit our Catnip Overview page.