Catnip Refinement

Welcome to the Catnip Refinery. Here, we take your catnip and turn it into the most potent, the most refined, and the most utterly useless substance known to felines.

How it works

We use a proprietary blend of catnip, moonbeams, and unicorn tears to create the most refined catnip experience. Our process involves:

Step 1: Collecting catnip from the finest, most discerning cat sources
Step 2: Refining the catnip using a combination of ancient incantations and modern machinery
Step 3: Adding a dash of moonbeams for that extra oomph
Step 4: Mixing in a pinch of unicorn tears for that special je ne sais quoi

We're not entirely sure what any of it does, but it smells nice.

Our Catnip Is Better Than Yours