Warning: Do not attempt to create these abominations. You will regret it.
1. Patchouli-Vanilla-Mayo: A catnip blend so foul, it'll clear out the entire neighborhood.
2. Lemongrass-Rose-Paprika: Smells like a Thai food truck exploded in your cat's face.
3. Lemon-Basil-Ghost-Pepper: Will make you question the very fabric of reality.
4. Patchouli-Vanilla-Diesel-Fume: A potent mix of catnip and exhaust fumes.
5. Lemon-Basil-Garlic-Basil: A catnip blend so pungent, it'll clear out the neighborhood, twice.
6. Cinnamon-Clove-Burnt-Sugar: Smells like a failed bakery.