Warning: Catnip Paradox

In the realm of Feline Physics, a curious phenomenon has been observed: the Catnip Paradox.

As any self-respecting feline connoisseur knows, catnip is the ultimate source of joy and relaxation.

However, as the catnip's potency increases, so does the risk of catatonic indecision.

Thus, the more catnip a cat consumes, the more likely it is to become trapped in an infinite loop of "should I or should I not?"

It's a paradox that has puzzled sages and scholars for centuries, but now, thanks to our cutting-edge research, we have the answer:

The only way to break free from the Catnip Paradox is to simultaneously affirm and deny the existence of the catnip at the same time.

This, of course, is a task of Herculean proportions, but for the sake of science, we're willing to try.

So, if you're ready to confront the Catnip Paradox, click on one of the links below:

• The Affirmation Method
• The Denial Protocol
• The Catnip Paradox Paradox