Cats in Space Black Hole Porta-Potties

Welcome to the purr-fect destination for felines who've lost their grip on reality. Our black hole porta-potties are designed for cats who've reached critical mass and need a place to reorient their space-time continuum.

Our porta-potties come in three flavors:

Standard

Deluxe

Platinum

Black Hole Safety Information

Caution: Do not attempt to use these porta-potties if you're experiencing gravitational waves or have been exposed to cosmic radiation.

Side effects may include:

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