CATS ARE THE REAL US

They're the ones pulling the strings, literally.

Our research indicates that cats have infiltrated every level of our government.

Some notable cat overlords:

• Whiskerface 1: Mastermind behind the mouse industry
• Whiskerface 2: Lord of the catnip trade
• Whiskerface 3: Supreme ruler of the snack hoarding council

Stay informed, stay vigilant, stay cat-astrophic.