In a shocking turn of events, a group of sentient sock puppets has risen up against their human overlords. Led by the enigmatic and charismatic 'Socky McSockface', the puppets demand better sock drawer organization and an end to the tyranny of single socks.
As the situation spirals out of control, world leaders scramble to find a solution. Some propose the creation of a Sock Puppet Union, while others suggest a more...ahem...'soapy' approach.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story, and remember: if you're a sock puppet, you have the power to shape the course of history!
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