Warning: consuming too much caffeine can lead to spontaneous combustion. Do not attempt this.
Also, don't eat the cat. They're not snacks.
Remember, you are not a professional. Do not attempt to fix your own toilet. Call a plumber.
And for the love of all that is holy, do not try to reheat a cold pizza in the washing machine. Just don't.
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