Compact Disc Subscriptions

Welcome to the Compact Disc Subscriptions, where you can rent a CD for an entire day without the hassle of actually buying one.

Disadvantages

1. You have to listen to someone else's music

Our CDs are carefully curated, but they might not be your taste.

Learn more about our questionable music selection

2. You have to return it on time

Late fees apply, and we have ninja accountants to ensure you pay up.

Discover how our ninja accountants will get you

3. Our CDs are fragile

Handle with care, or you might have to pay for repairs... or just buy a new one.

Learn about our CD handling policies