A comprehensive guide to the oft-overlooked art of dusting ones own socks, because let's face it, it's a skill.
Start by collecting all the socks in the house that are in various states of disarray. You know, the ones that have been missing for weeks, the ones that are still in the washer, and the ones that are mysteriously paired in the drawer.
Once you have all the socks, sort them into neat piles based on color, texture, and smell. Get rid of the ones that are beyond saving, or better yet, donate them to the sock graveyard.
With your socks sorted and purged, it's time to dust them off. Use a soft-bristled brush, a gentle touch, and a dash of magic to restore them to their former glory.