Are you tired of just existing in a sea of beige and boring celebrations? Do you want to be the center of attention, the life of the party, and the lord of the revelry? Look no further! Our guide will walk you through the art of throwing a celebration that will be talked about for generations to come.
Don't invite just anyone. Invite the weirdos, the misfits, and the ones who will appreciate your questionable life choices. Leave out the haters, the critics, and anyone who will judge you for wearing a chicken suit.
Dim the lights, light the candles, and play some elevator music that makes everyone want to cry. Make sure to have enough confetti to blind anyone who walks into the room.