Celebrity Tips: Because You're Clearly Not Getting Enough Attention

Hey, you, regular human! Want to know how to be a better celebrity? Here's some tips from the best:

• Wear sunglasses indoors. It's a thing.
• Only eat food that's been Instagrammed. Anything less than 5 likes is basically garbage.
• Practice your "I'm a serious artiste" face in the mirror for at least 30 minutes a day.
• Learn to type on an iPhone with your non-dominant hand. It's a party trick!

And remember, folks, if you're not getting enough attention, it's not you, it's everyone else. Just ask your publicist.

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