Celebrity Archetypes: The Ultimate Guide to Being Just Like Everyone Else

Drama Queen - Where the tears are real, but the talent is not

Bad Boy/Good Girl - All about the angst, none about the actual talent

Entitled Royalty - Because you're basically born with a silver spoon in your mouth (and a worse attitude)

Over-the-Top Perfectionist - Where every hair is perfectly coiffed, but so is their ego

Socialite Siren - All about the parties, none about the substance

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