Welcome to Restaurant Reviewer, where we serve up the best, worst, and utterly baffling dining experiences from around the world.
We're on a mission to find the most mediocre meals, the most pretentious chefs, and the most bewildering culinary abominations.
Our reviewers are experts in the art of eating, and our reviews are always honest, always brutal, and always served with a side of sarcasm.
Stay tuned for more of our expertly crafted, expertly reviewed, and totally-not-paid-for restaurant reviews!