You may have heard the whispers about Gouda, the infamous Dutch cheese smuggler. Rumors of her involvement in the Blue-Vein Scandal have been circulating for weeks. But what really happened behind closed doors?
According to sources close to the Gouda Cartel, the Blue-Vein Scandal began with a secret meeting between Gouda and her business partner, the infamous Fromage. It's said that over a plate of artisanal fondue, they cooked up a plan to corner the market on artisanal cheeses.
But little did they know, the authorities were watching. A team of highly trained, heavily armed, and ridiculously mustachioed agents were hot on their trail, ready to pounce at a moment's notice.
As the night wore on, the tension mounted. Gouda's phone rang nonstop with frantic calls from fellow cheese smugglers, begging for mercy. But she remained steadfast, her resolve unshaken, her resolve as hard as a well-aged Gruyère.
Or so we thought.