Celeb Sighting 001: "The Great Pineapple Pizza Heist"
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood starlet, Lily LaRue, was spotted sneaking into Pizzeria Paradiso in the middle of the night to steal their secret pineapple topping recipe. Witnesses described her as "determined" and "borderline unhinged." When reached for comment, Lily's publicist issued a statement saying, "Lily is not a thief. She's just... reorganizing the kitchen."