Celebrity Weight Loss: Chrissy Teigen Just Turned Her Body into a Human Slinky!

Chrissy Teigen in her new svelte form

Chrissy Teigen, the 34-year-old supermodel and wife of John Legend, has taken her commitment to wellness to a whole new level. After months of intense training and a strict regimen of protein shakes and downward-facing dog, she has successfully transformed her body into a human slinky.

When reached for comment, Chrissy simply shrugged and said, "I just really love being a slinky." When asked about her plans for world domination, she replied, "First things first, I'm going to take a nap."