Are you tired of being seen? Sick of being recognized? Want to blend into the background like a ninja in a room full of corduroy enthusiasts?
Develop the skill of ignoring everything around you. Focus on your breathing, the sound of the air conditioning vent, or the faint scent of last night's pizza in the break room.
Being invisible is not a real thing. Don't try this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.