CELEBRITY INVISIBLITY TIPS

Tips for Celebrities to Stay Invisible

Tip 1: Wear a Fanny Pack

Wearing a fanny pack is the key to blending into the crowd. It's like a magic cape, but for your back.

Tip 2: Practice Your "I'm a Normal Person" Face

Smize, people! A well-timed smirk can make you look like a completely different person. Try it, you'll see.

Tip 3: Learn to Walk Like a Non-Celebrity

It's all about the hips, darling! A good walk can make you look like you're just another face in the crowd. Or, you know, a completely different species.

Tip 4: Use Discreetly Placed Hiding Places

From the janitor's closet to the supply closet, find a good hiding spot and make it your home. Just don't get too comfortable, or you'll never leave.

Tip 5: Fake an Accent (But Not Too Well)

A good fake accent is like a good fake smile - it's all about the subtle art of deception. Try to channel your inner 'Merican or 'Nothern European, but don't overdo it, or you'll end up on the cover of the Daily Mail!