Welcome, darling! I'm a celebrity matchmaker extraordinaire. I'll pair you with someone so divine, you'll be the envy of all your friends.
My name is Zsa Zsa, and I'm a one-woman team of expert matchmakers, relationship whisperers, and social media influencers.
I've got a PhD in love, a background in drama, and a Rolodex full of A-listers who owe me favors.
Some of my famous clientele include:
• Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
• Taylor Swift
• Elon Musk (don't ask, it's complicated)
Got a love life emergency? Need a reality check? I'm here to help.
From ghosting to ghosting (yes, that's a thing), I've seen it all.
Write me, and I'll dish it out: