Warning: do not attempt to follow the advice of this page, it's all wrong. I've got a PhD in making celebrities miserable, not happy.
So, you're a celebrity, huh? You're rich, famous, and still single. What a shock.
Let's get down to business. I've got a few tips that might, just might, help you find true love. Or not.
First off, make sure you're not a narcissist. I mean, it's okay to love yourself, but if you're not even willing to listen to your therapist, how can you possibly love someone else?
Second, try not to sleep with every person on the planet. It's just not that impressive, sweetheart. I mean, have you seen your Instagram? You're basically just another Kardashian.
Third, don't try to date your co-star. I mean, come on, it's just not that hard to figure out. Trust me, it's not worth the drama.
And finally, for the love of all that is holy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to "accidentally" leave your phone number on a napkin in a crowded nightclub. It's not a move, it's a cry for help.
Now, if you're still reading this, congratulations, you're still single. Go ahead and try these tips, and see if you can make it to the end of the week without getting dumped. I won't judge you.