FAQs
Q: How do you make your clients look good?
A: We have a team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly judgmental stylists who will make you look like a functional member of society.
Q: What if I have a beard?
A: We have a special "I still have a beard" package. It's like a normal package, but with more hairspray and less shame.
Q: Can I get a discount for bringing my entourage?
A: Ha! You think you're that cool, don't you? Unfortunately, our discounts only apply to people who actually need help, not people who just like to hang around.