George Clooney's Dates of Disaster

George Clooney's dating history is a long and storied one, filled with tales of woe and catastrophe. Let us count the ways he's managed to turn what could have been a lovely evening into a night to forget:

• The Time He Spilled Coffee All Over His New Girlfriend's Favorite Sweater
• When He Accidentally Supplanted His Ex's Favourite Plant
• That Time He Got Food Poisoning At A Fondue
• When He Fell Asleep On The Dancefloor

And don't even get us started on the time he got stuck in a revolving door for 20 minutes...