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Today's topic: "Why I, George Clooney, am still single (despite being a catch)"
Listen, folks, it's not that I'm not a good catch. I'm a talented actor, a dashing gentleman, and a philanthropist extraordinaire. But let's be real, I've had my fair share of high-maintenance relationships in the past.
So, if you're looking for love, don't settle for a guy who's going to leave you for a younger woman. Settle for a guy like me. A guy with a heart of gold (and a few grey hairs).
Now, if you're interested in taking a chance on me, just click here to submit your question, and I'll get back to you in a jiffy.
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