George Clooney's Love Advice

Celebrity Matchmaker Extraordinaire, George Clooney, here to save the day with love advice.

Or not.

I mean, who am I to judge?

Don't Ask Me That

But if you must, I'll tell you it's a bad idea.

Ask Me Anything (I'll Pretend to Care)

But don't expect me to actually care.

George's Top 5 Reasons Why You're Wrong

• 1. You're still wearing pleated pants.
• 2. You still listen to Nickelback.
• 3. You think 'The Notebook' is a good movie.
• 4. You use the phrase 'low-key' in everyday conversation.
• 5. You still think I'm a 'serious' actor.