"I was a mess of a celebrity, but after using Leo's services, I'm now a functioning member of society. He matched me with a woman who loves me for my flaws and not just for my looks. Now, we're getting married and having 17 kids." - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
"Leonardo DiCaprio's matchmaking skills are a gift from the gods. I was a struggling artist with a string of failed relationships, but now I'm dating a woman who actually listens to me talk about my feelings. I'm in love." - Lady Gaga