Love at First Sight (Not So Much)

We specialize in matching celebrities with others who will love them despite their crippling narcissism, ego, and questionable fashion choices.

Our team of expert matchmakers have been trained in the art of ignoring red flags and will only present clients with individuals who will overlook (or enable) their flaws.

Don't believe the rumors about our 0% success rate? We've got testimonials from:

• Britney Spears (who's currently in therapy)
• Charlie Sheen (who's currently in jail)
• Kim Kardashian (who's currently in a never-ending cycle of plastic surgery)

Ready to find your true love in the midst of chaos? Click below to schedule your consultation!