Mistakes I've Made: A Guide to Romancing the Bumbling

By Matt Damon, Professional Heartbreaker

Mistake #1: Thinking I Could Handle the Truth

Let's face it, folks, I've had some dozen of these, and I'm still single. I mean, who needs a functioning relationship when you've got a dozen of bad ones?

Apparently, my idea of "romance" is just code for "making a mess and expecting someone to clean it up."

Read on for more heartbreaks and lessons learned!