Matt Damon's Romantic Mistakes: A Guide to Not Being a Monster

Chapter 4: Forgetting Your Ex's Passwords (Again)

It's a classic move, folks. You think you've moved on, but really, you're just stuck in a rut of nostalgia and regret. Newsflash: you're not going to win a Pulitzer for your memoirs with that kind of behavior.

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Don't be that person. Learn from Matt's mistakes.