I know what you're thinking: "Why would the charming, talented, and devastatingly good-looking Matt Damon want to be set up on a blind date with me?"
A good question, really. But let me tell you: it's not you, it's me. It's the crippling existential dread of being a Hollywood starlet, constantly wondering if I'll ever find true love in a world where everyone wants a piece of me.
But seriously, would you like to meet for coffee and pretend to care about my latest rom-com role as a moderately successful dentist?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Let's get this over with, with a dash of danger and excitement!