Are you tired of being alone on Valentine's Day? Do you yearn for the thrill of a toxic relationship? Look no further! Melissa Ben's guide is here to help you make a mess of your love life in just 7 easy steps:
Step 1: Swipe right on every single person on Tinder. It's not like you have a social life or anything.
Go to Step 2: Make outlandish claims on your dating profile
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