Step 1: The Art of Not Caring

Step 1.1: Ignore the Client's Feelings

Our expert matchmakers will pretend to listen, but only to the degree necessary to keep the client from getting too invested in their own emotional well-being.

Proceed to Step 2: The Science of Desperation

Step 1.2: Focus on the Client's Bank Account

We'll ask pointed questions about their trust fund, vacation home, and extensive art collection, but only as a form of intellectual foreplay.

Proceed to Step 2: The Science of Desperation