Stephen Colbert's Celebrity Matchmaking Service: Where the Magic Happens!

The Client List:

• Ariane Cassagneau: The French Resistance Fighter
• Kim Crawford: The Fierce Frenemy
• You: The Person I'm Matchmaking Today (That's You!)

Our Services Include:

• Astrological Sign Analysis
• Personality Profiling
• Interests-Based Matchmaking
• Romantic Getaways

Don't Wait, Contact Us!

Email us at [colbert@colbert.com](mailto:colbert@colbert.com)