The Art of Matchmaking with a Genius
A Guide by the Great Stephen Colbert
Chapter 1: The Perfect Match
It's not just about the love, it's about the ratings. You see, I'm a genius, and I've got the formula down.
- Step 1: Find the perfect candidate
- Step 2: Make them look good
- Step 3: Break their spirit (just kidding, that's for the writers)
