Celestial Accidents: Where the Stars Don't Always Get it Right

We're a team of expert astro-accidentologists who specialize in investigating the weird and wacky occurrences that happen in our universe. Our clients include aliens from all walks of life, from the Galactic Empire of Puns to the Andromedian Empire of Puns.

Some of our notable cases include:

• The Great Galactic Traffic Jam of 2025, where a rogue planet's gravitational waves caused 37% of all celestial navigation systems to fail.
• The Celestial Sneeze of '92, where a nearby star's sudden sneeze caused 3 nearby planets to be launched into orbit.
• The Black Hole of Broken Dreams, where a mischievous horde of space pirates used a black hole as a giant, cosmic washing machine.