The Unholy Union of Centipede Theorems

Here lies the convergence of a thousand midlife crises, where each limb is a theorem, each limb a paradox, and each paradox a doorway to a deeper understanding of the universe.

Or not.

Either way, you're welcome here.

Dive deeper into the abyss of self-discovery

Or maybe just go back to the beginning and pretend you never came here