Welcome to Central Cast
We are the premier purveyors of questionable life choices.
Our mission is to help you navigate the treacherous waters of adulthood, one poorly thought-out decision at a time.
Our management team is a motley crew of experts in the field of doing things wrong.
Our Management Team
Meet our fearless leader, Bob.
Bob is a master of the art of procrastination and has been doing so for years.
He is available for speaking engagements, but only if you offer him a free lunch.
Our Values
- Doing the bare minimum
- Procrastination as a way of life
- Free lunch